GGD

The Dog Takes A Hit

....and better get back up fighting....




So here are the contenders---






VS.

Virginia Political Blogs

Waldo Jaquith, moderator of the vapoliticalblogs, called the Dog's latest post 'disgusting'. Is it really Waldo? I think what is disgusting is that you and your aggregator have silenced this canine. Are you unable to look a horrid truth in the face? Are you not prepared to come to grips with what our country is facing? Paul Johnson had his head HACKED off of his body because he was an American. He was doing a job in Iraq, was captured, and killed simply because he was a white American. These radical Muslims care only for one thing--and that is the total eradication of the white American race.

As the Dog stated, "This is no game. We need open and honest dialog about Islam and terrorism. Goode brings up an important debate that needs to be had, but rather than dialogue, we get character assassination. If you continue to allow the "Media" to do your thinking and define the issues, your children will pay a price for your lack of understanding of this enemy. Wake up America and get over your Political Correctness before it destroys you."

Wake up Waldo, for a person with such a respected sight, I cannot believe that you would stoop this low. We are dealing with a threat that must be silenced. Are you comfortable explaining to Ms. Johnson that you bowed to PC and the slanted mass media and took down her husband's picture--when it was being used in a way to give America a wake up call to fight Muslim extremists?

While you're at it buddy, should we just ban all pictures of the 9-11 attack too?

Whiner of the week goes to Waldo Jaquith...

"I going to shut down my aggregator...wha, wha, ... the Dog is not playing fair...wha, wha,.. the dogs making me see the truth and I don't like it... wha, wha.."

P.S. Waldo, this is real life not some sanitized version of how you would like the world to be.. Jihad is real, Wake-up America!

Support Waldo against the evil DOG...

Support [Censorship] Waldo and Virginia Political BlogsRichmond, Virginia -- December 23, 2006 Greg Bouchillon suggested to me [The Richmond Democrat] that maybe Waldo needs a little support in his courageous stand against intellectual terrorism. Waldo has always been a pioneer in Virginia's blogosphere and I'm happy to tell anyone who asks that without Waldo there would be no blogosphere as we know it in Virginia. I'm proud to link to Waldo, and I hope you will too. Please post this picture on your blog!

P.S. Where's "Censorship" Waldo? Well look at that, The Richmond Democrat called the Dog an "intellectual."

......News Update Dec 24, 2006........

Last night Judge Waldo Jaquith, known to the local attorneys as Judge Judith, ordered that the Dog be taken into custody on 14 separate counts (14 different pictures) of "political pornography." After that arrest, the Dog was hauled downtown, shackled, chained, and muzzled. The defense calls Howlin'Latina to the stand....!" Stay tune for Latina's damning testimony against the Dog!





BREAKING Dec 22, 2006: The Dog Under Arrest for Posting Political Pornography

COURT CONVENES

Counselor: You've got one, sir. I was so appauled by this occurance, that I am also prepared to take your case pro bono. I have already spoken to Judge Waldo and have set a court date for later this evening. What this will be is just a prelim. hearing on all that has transpired. We will deal with gathering our witnesses prior to this sentencing hearing. That is all.

General Griveous' Dog: I, the Dog, hereby authorize you John Maxfield as my agent for service regarding the legal process for the case involving "Political Pornography" against said Dog on 12/22/06 by Waldo Jaquith. No one else should accept service on my behalf. Thank you Mr. Maxfeild for your kind sevice. Regarding compensation, you stated that you will take my case "pro bono." I will start collecting as many bones as possible to pay your fee. Bones are hard to find in prison but I will start digging now.

[gavel hit...courtroom comes to order]

Bailiff: "Here ye, here ye, the Honorable Judge Waldo Jaquith presiding. [Aside to Judge] Your Honor, this is docket number 433, Dog v. Blog. [To court] You may be seated.

Judge: "Well Mr. Dog...it seems you didn't like my rashness of action. To bad, get used to not liking me. Your use of political pornography disgusts me. That is why, for the first time ever, I've removed a blog from the Virginia Political Blogs aggregator -- this one. How do you plead Dog?"

Counselor: "My client woofs the plea, complete innocence. You are the one who should be on trial, judge. And to prove my client's innocence, I call our first witness. She thinks she is coming here to prove the Dog guilty, but in trying to do so, her own hatred and ignorance will prove his innocence. Your Honor, the Defense calls Howlin' Latina to the stand....!"

Howlin' Latina is called to the Stand Against Waldo Jaquith

[In the cold dark courtroom all wait for the de-blogging of The Dog]

Judge: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth--so help you God?"

Latina: "I do, but only if this oath is subject to clarification or withdrawal and that it implies no promise by me to actually truthfully implement any of my statements under this oath and that no responsibility for any unintended emotional stress this oath may bring to those not caught up in this court preceding."

Judge: "That's what I like to hear....you may be seated. Your witness, counselor."

Counselor: "Thank you, Judge. Ms. Howl, what is your relationship with The Dog."

Latina: "We don't HAVE a relationship. He is always so rude to me on everything. He just doesn't play nice. So what if I might stretch the truth or slander the Dog's name every chance I get. He shows me getting flushed down a toilet!! WAHHHHH! It's not fair! .......I want my mommy."

Judge: "If I may intrude counselor, do you have this picture in question as evidence?"

Counselor: "Yes I do judge. I present to the court Exhibit 1 of the people's defense.

Now to me, this shows nothing pornographic in the least. Am I mistaken Ms.Howl?"

Latina: "No, but it's still bad. Bad, bad, bad, bad, bad! He hurts my feelings all the time and this one time, this one time he..."

Counselor: "Ms. Howl, has the Dog ever posted anything pornographic?"

Latina: "No"

Counselor: "Then look at Exhibit 2 of the people's defense.

This was obtained by my PIs on a well known democrat blogsite. Is THIS political pornography, Ms. Howl?"

Latina: "YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Counselor: "Has the Dog ever posted anything like this?"

Latina: "Noooo..."

Counselor: "Then I still find no cause of guilt in this Dog."

Judge: "Get out of my courtroom Latina, you aren't helping the situation."

[she exits]

Counselor: "Then I call my next witness, judge. The Liberal Progressive!"

Squeaky Wheel (Bearing Drift) arrested, held in contempt

A press release from the Public Relations Board of the court of Judge Waldo Janquith and vapoliticalblogs.com, released following this blog post.





FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE





Squeaky Wheel of Bearing Drift held in contempt





Southside Hampton Roads, VA - Dec. 24 (vapoliticalblogs.com) - Following the detainment and subsequent arrest of blogger General Grievous' Dog on 14 separate counts of 'political pornography', by PC police under the orders of Judge Waldo Janquith, radical right blogger Squeaky Wheel of Bearing Drift was unceremoniously taken away in handcuffs and held in contempt of court. This resulted from Squeaky Wheel's dissenting comments on the high court's arrest of the Dog, his treatment, and the recent rumors of the shutdown of Judge Judith's aggregator.





ATTACHMENT: (dissenting picture in question -- )

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After careful consideration by the Virginia political Blog's board, it was then--and only then--deemed necessary that Squeaky Wheel of Bearing Drift be arrested and put in contempt. The court demands immediate deletion of the offending picture on Bearing Drift's blog site and an apology.

It is also the decision of Judge Judith and his high court, that due to the upcoming celebrations that accompany the occurrences of the winter solstice, court is adjourned until 26 December 2006.

Interview Contact: Ben Tribbett, Board Director and Tolerant Statistician
Telephone: 1-800-QUEENOFNUMBERS
notlarrysabato@tolerant_stats.com
http://www.notlarrysabato.typepad.com/


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Report on the Condition of General Grievous' Dog

If you have not yet been to his blog site, I provide a transcript--somehow smuggled out of his cell--as to the conditions of his imprisonment...

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UPDATE >>>>>>>>>

It’s Christmas Day and Waldo Juquith’s prison has become a torture chamber of horrors. Please someone call the United Nations of Blogs and demand inspections. Waldo’s attack against The Dog was unprovoked, The Dog was just expressing his Artistic Political thought and was censored. While in jail, The Dog asked Waldo’s goons for a Bible last night so he could read about the Christmas Story. Waldo’s goons flushed it down the toilet. I have not had dog food for three days now and am forced to eat Grade “A” New York Strip. His goons put the Dog in a tub of soapy water. Dogs hate baths and Waldo is using this torture technique to make me convert to his side. My lawyer has been denied access to my cell and Waldo’s goons play a tape repeatedly saying, “Marriage is between a man and man, a woman and woman, and between an animal and a human.” I fear for what they may do to me next. Please advise…

So The Dog has five choices under the tyranny of “Waldo the Censorer.”

1. Turn the Blog over to somebody else and make it their problem. The catch being that this somebody else has to be familiar with blogger, photo shop, and like dog food.

2. Continue to run the blog with a single rule — no graphic imagery — and carry on.

3. Shut down!

4. Sell The Dog blog to the highest bidder and moves to Mexico.

5. This is part is serious regarding your intellectual property (Please Read):

Boycott Waldo and everyone move over to BNN at http://www.blognetnews.com/virginia/ .By doing so, you as a blogger will see your true number of readership, rather than having Waldo “steal your intellectual property.” Remember, according to Copy Right Law you own your words, not Waldo. He has no right to print your whole blog post without your permission. There are two types of permission: Explicit and implicit permissions. Explicit permissions are those granted directly, while implicit permissions are those inherited based your membership in a particular group. Technically, Waldo has no right to print your whole post without your explicit permission, but does so anyway. Bottom line, we are doing Waldo a favor by being a member and sharing our intellectual property with him and others. Without us Waldo’s aggregator dies. Waldo needs a little more humility.

Now The Dog asks you for feedback. What should I do?

Dog Update Dec 26, 2006:

Dog Update Dec 26, 2006: While digging for bones to pay this counselor, The Dog found three unusual copies of a celebrity magazine. (Warning these magazines maybe considered political pornography. No one under 18 may look at them).

Johnathan Maxfield rebuked by Waldo Jaquith

Previously in Judge Waldo 'Judith' Jaquith's courtroom--

[In the cold dark courtroom all wait for the de-blogging of The Dog]



Counselor: "Then I still find no cause of guilt in this Dog."



Judge: "Get out of my courtroom Latina, you aren't helping the situation."



[she exits]

------- Later the following day-------

Counselor: Judge, I call my next witness to the stand, The Li--



Judge: Just a moment, Johnny-Boy. My chambers, now.



[they exit]

20 Minutes Later

[inside the chambers sits the judge. Surrounding him with brushes, moouse, hairpray, hair color, and gel are Ted, Carson, Kyan, Thom, and Jai. They are, behind the scenes, Judge Judith's personal groomers and confidants on all pressing legal matters.]






Judge: Steady with those scissors, Kyan. I wanted it layered not trampled upon.



Kyan: Sorry, dear...I'll be more gentle next time. hehehe....



Judge: Yes, do.....Ah, John, come in....



[To the Five]



Counselor: I hope I'm not interrupting anything....but let me first say that Judge, I understand that this type case can be very hard on a person. How, do you relax when court is not in session?


Judge: Not a problem. The boys and I go out once a week to for a girls.---I mean a boys night out. Usually to the hairdressers. These five guys always help me do my hair. Doesn’t it look marvelous. BUT THAT IS NOT WHY I AM HERE. PAY ATTENTION BUDDY!


"I haven't even paid much attention to your bizarre series of questioning here, but I must point out that you're doing a disgustingly marvelous job of demonstrating to the court my liberal 'tolerance' of differing viewpoints. I had an interest in quashing free expression and did so with the Dog--and thought of removing you. Instead, I let you carry on because removing you would cause a thunder cloud of opposition to my party's true tolerance of free speech. With every new witness, you make that point clearer than ever. But as long as the blogosphere and media, which these high courts still hold power over--if they ignore this trial, I will remain the victor and you and your client will fall into oblivion. So admittedly, I still think you're making yourself look like a fool, so it's no feathers off my ostrich. But you are on thin ice, Counselor. Choose your words and witnesses carefully from now on--or else they will conveniently disappear from the record. For I am Judge Waldo Jaquith and I will have order! I will have perfection!"

Terry ducks subpoena, West of Shockoe takes stand

[In the cold dark courtroom all wait for the de-blogging of The Dog]

[court back in session following winter solstice adjournment]

Counselor: I will humbly submit to this court the absence of my previously called witness, Terry, of the Liberal Progressive. When subpoenaed, it was understood by him and this defense that he would be in the court this afternoon. When it became apparent that he would not be, this council was put on high alert.Judge: Then if you have no other witnesses it is the view of this court that...

Counselor: Just a moment, Judge Judith. We are prepared to bring forth another witness in Terry's stead. The defense calls West of Shockoe to the stand!

Bailiff: "Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth--so help you God?"

WOS: "And pigs will fly out of Waldo's butt."

The Dog: "Hey! That's disgusting!....and remotely pornographic!"

Judge: "Silence your client, Mr. Maxfield!... [to West of Shockoe] ...you may be seated. Your witness, counselor."

Counselor: "Thank you, Judge. Ms. Shockoe, allow me to not beat around the bush and get straight to the point at hand. Do you have past experiences with the Dog?"

WOS: "He is so rude to me! He picks on me when I say something that might not be appropriate or could be construed as slander. He is an evil Dog who makes fun of us loving, tolerant liberals by his trash photoshopping techniques!"

Counselor: I submit to the court Exhibit 2 of the people's defense.

Is this political pornography, Shockoe?

WOS: HEY! That is NOT in good humor! That's the rudeness I'm talking about! But um.....I guess it isn't REALLY pornography....even in the political sense....

Counselor: Then let me ask you this, have YOU ever posted anything pornographic on your site? Implied or otherwise?

WOS: Heavens, no! All liberal sites like mine ascribe to the strictness of standards where everyone can live happily with each other exposing the beauty, truth, and love of the world.

Counselor: Then is this not political pornography found on YOUR blog site?

This picture was taken from your website by my PIs. Also you have a YouTube video prominently featuring the catch phrase "Di*k in a Box" set to music with depictions of the latter. Likewise, your disclaimer, under law is worthless. In fact, it is an invitation for those who should not click it, to in fact, do so. IS THIS PORNOGRAPHY, WEST OF SHOCKOE?

WOS: Well, umm....It isn't political if THAT'S what you mean.

Counselor: ANSWER STRAIGHT MS. WEST!!!!

WOS: WWWAAHHHHH! YES!!!! It IS Pornography! It isn't fair! I HATE that Dog! waaahhh wahhhh waaaaaahhh! I want my mommy, Waldo!

Judge: Get out of my courtroom, Shockoe! How can I prove this Dog to be guilty when you yourself are putting up this vile on your own website?! You make me sick!

[courtroom erupts as WOS has to be escorted out by the Judge's PC Police]

Are you finished yet, Mr. Maxfield---

Counselor: Not by a long shot--Judge, I call to the stand, General Grievous' Dog!!

DISCLAIMER by J. Maxfield and REAL Political Pornography

DISCLAIMER: There are many blogs reporting on this story at the moment--from SWAC Girl to Raising Kaine--but there is one HUGE error in their reporting which needs immediate clearing up. They continually get their information about me and my agenda for the aggregator from an anonymous posting found on my blog site. If any of these blogs would so kindly do some research they will find that that comment post is an edited copy of a blog post that was originally posted on the Dog's site by the Dog. Since Waldo shut down the Dog's blog, I have been getting his word out through my blog. You are getting your information straight from the Dog's mouth. Not me. MAKE THE DISTINCTION AND RE-REPORT YOUR ERRORS, PLEASE.

So there is no more confusion: THIS IS AN EDITED FOR CONTENT POST FROM GENERAL GRIEVOUS' DOG. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE JOURNAL OF THE COMMON MAN.

Dog Update Dec 26,2006 10 p.m.:

The Dog looked out his jail window and saw in the distance a dim light and a picture hanging in the chamber's of Judge Waldo. Political pornography runs deep in secret bowels of the left. Tomorrow the Dog takes the stand. What will become of him? Stay tuned and don'tt miss the drama. Programming available only on The Journal of the Common Man or your nearest political aggregator.

The Dog’s Final Hour

[In the cold dark courtroom all wait for the de-blogging of The Dog]

Counselor: I ask you Dog, do you post political pornography or anything involving the latter?

The Dog: No I do not! The posting of Paul Johnson was an act of free political speech. Who dares censor political speech? It is the very essence of being American. Now, many people have asked for open and honest dialogue regarding Islam and terrorism; but rather than dialogue, we are silenced by the left. They and their friends in the main stream media engage in a smear campaign using techniques such as character assassination, name-calling and censorship. The left's hate of America has driven them to be more offended by pictures of terrorism, rather than by the actual act of terrorism itself. Where are their voices to speak out against it? I hear silence. The left is silent.

Now regarding Mr. Ellison, he is a member of the Nation of Islam. The Nation of Islam is know as a racist, anti-Christian, anti-Semitic, homophobic and sexist organization. Note that when David Duke tried to be a Republican, the Republicans had nothing to do with him and denounced him. Yet, the Democrats embraces the Nation of Islam and it bigotry. Not once did they speak out against the Nation of Islam or Mr. Ellison's bigotry. I hear silence. The left is silent. The ignorance of the left amazes The Dog. In many terrorist counties, heads roll for sodomy, adultery, armed robbery, murder, and for being a Christian. Many Christians have been beheaded for crimes as benign asleading a Bible study or offering prayers. The left speaks of religious tolerance; yet, they will not speak against the terrorists'suppression of religion.I hear silence. The left is silent.Understand that there is nothing tolerant about terrorism. They want to kill you.I hear silence. The left is silent.

Counselor: Yes! This courtroom is full of a deafing silence. When is going to end? I beg of the court to see the fallacy before it is too late. We have reached the fail-safe. There is no turning back. And in my last submission of evdience--

Judge: Don't you do it, Maxfield! ------

Counselor: I sumbit this photograph that began an undue outrage. Is this the silence that you, Waldo Jaquith, are so interested in keeping out of the public's view spectrum? If that is the will of this court and it's people, then I beg of you to tell the relatives of Paul Johnson!

[The Dog stands on his hind legs and yells]

The Dog: Freedom of Speech! Let there be Freedom!

[The Dog's head is quickly decapitated by Judge Waldo. As the blood pours, the counselor stands in shock.]